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Heifer Please Coaster – Funny Highland Cow Slate Coaster | Rustic Farmhouse Decor

Heifer Please Coaster – Funny Highland Cow Slate Coaster | Rustic Farmhouse Decor

Regular price $9.99 USD
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Add a little Southern sass to your space with this engraved Highland cow coaster featuring the phrase “Heifer Please – The Butter Done Slid Off Your Biscuit.” Perfect for farmhouse lovers, country humor fans, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Each coaster is laser engraved for a clean, permanent design that won’t fade, peel, or wear off over time.

✔ Product Details:

  • Premium natural slate stone
  • Approx. 4” x 4”
  • Deep laser engraving (permanent)
  • Foam feet backing to protect surfaces
  • Natural chipped edges – each piece is unique

✔ Perfect For:

  • Farmhouse & rustic décor
  • Southern-style humor lovers
  • Funny gifts (birthdays, housewarming, coworkers)
  • Kitchen, coffee table, or bar setups
  • Cow & western-themed homes

✔ Bulk Orders Available
Need multiple? Message us for bundle pricing or custom sets.

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