Not My Pasture Coaster – Highland Cow Slate Coaster | Funny Farmhouse Drink Coaster

Add personality to your space with this engraved Highland cow coaster featuring the bold phrase “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullsh*t.” Perfect for farmhouse décor lovers, western vibes, or anyone who appreciates a little humor with their drink.

Each coaster is laser engraved for a clean, permanent design that won’t fade or wear off.

✔ Product Details:

• Premium natural slate stone
• Approx. 4” x 4”
• Laser engraved (permanent – no peeling or fading)
• Foam feet backing to protect surfaces
• Natural edge = each piece is slightly unique

✔ Perfect For:

• Farmhouse & rustic décor
• Cow / western lovers
• Funny gifts (housewarming, birthdays, coworkers)
• Man cave, bar setups, coffee tables

✔ Bulk Orders Available
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